Hey 'Fat Yoda' trollers

All you haters out there, this is the kind of car you wish you could drive. A 2013 Landspeeder with an 8 cylinder 300 bantha power engine.

I'm driving with my friend Skip Yoder, who is a Yoda. It should be obvious to all but the most simple minded that I am not a Yoda.

Miller Time

Catcher Tommy Miller signs a 1 million dollar deal with Bay Area.  He'll be the backup to Optimus Minor. 

Orlando trades OF Alfonso Gorin to Chicago for minor league pitcher Scott Mahoney.

Signings 2-9-2013

Jason Foster to Orlando 1/4
Marcus Redmond to NYC, 1/1

And many relief pitchers:
Rob Porter, Tol, 6/24
Tyler Aberson, Tor, 2/8
Claude Allen, Ala, 2/7
Jason abrams, ute, 1/1
Pablo Alvarado, spr, 2/6
Dave Delsavio, den, 2/3.5
Tom Fasten, bos, 2/7
Tommy Klink, Mar, 2/7
Kyle Morrison, tol, 2/4
Catfish North, gd, 2/7
Ed Oberbeck, mar, 2/10
Hector Ojeda, cha, 1/1
Mike Wicker, spr, 2/6
Bill Wright, tol, 2/4
John Young, LA, 3/10.5
John Barton, cha, 1/1
Jeff Beck, hol, 1/1
Charles Cooper, phi, 1/1
J D'Antonio, gd, 2/3.5
Ramon Espada, det, 2/3.5
T Harrelson, tor, 1/1
J Hisey, bal, 1/1
J Kennedy, mar, 2/6
J Larusso, cle, 1/1
R Mack, cle, 1/1
C Mantei, hol, 1/1
L Mason, ute, 1/1
J Rhodes, bal, 1/1
F Runge, Phi, 1/1
Jet Storm, Por, 1/1

Signings 2-8-2013

Most of the Starting pitchers now have new teams:

Kevin Millhouse, Cle, 2/14
Enrique Aguayo, Bos, 3/24
Brian Hastings, Stl, 2/15
Bryan Brooks, Tex, 1/9
Lee Harvey Oswalt, Tor, 3/27
Derek Howe, Pho, 1/7
Floyd Brennan, Pho, 2/8
Randy Watson, Utah, 2/8
Tyrone Blackburn, Lou, 2/8
Johnny DeMario, NYC, 1/1.5
Dan Johnston, Phi, 1/2.5
Damon Collins, Phi, 1/2
Rene St Claire, Utah, 1/1
Lucas Velasquez, Utah, 2/4
Cory Schaeffer, Por, 1/1
Duane Garcia, BA, 2/5
Jason Baret, HAW, 1/1

Also these position players signed:
Kermit Simms, LV, 1/1
Lance Dixon, Pho, 1/1
Carlos Merejo, Utah, 1/1
Jason Gonzalez, Det 2/7