Merry Christmas

From the World Champion Utah Utes:

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Ute love sent to me
Twelve division titles,
an Eleven run inning,
Ten Holmes a-leaping,
Nine shutout innings,
Eight Conans a-drinking,
Seven MVP's,
Six league pennants,
FIVE WORLD SERIES RINGS,
Four Zygyk homers,
Three ducks on the pond,
Two best records ever,
And an Ed Bird in a pear tree!