Sunday, October 22, 2006

Kenny Jr.

Kenny is happy to report that Kenny will be spending most of the offseason with Kenny Jr. Kenny will be working on Kenny Jr's hitting by tying Kenny Jr's arms behind his back and forcing him to take pitches. By the time the season starts Kenny Jr will have taken roughly 35,000 pitches. For the first offseason in Kenny's life, Kenny will not spend it preparing Kenny for the next season, instead preparing Kenny for the next season.

Kenny duties continue to expand. Kenny is proud to announce, that now in addtion to Kenny's jobs as analyst on "APBA's Game of the Week!", special advisor to Dan Patrick, occasional motivational speaker, co-host of the annual variety show: "Kenny and Joe" (co-starring Joe Morgan check your local NBC affiliates this December), Blog editor (Kenny has also updated Kenny's profile!), and special occassional contributor to "The Herman", Kenny has now been signed as an agent for 3 current APBA players: Kenny Jr, Gerald White, Jr, and Omar Santana. Look for 2 new up and coming players in this year's draft to be added to Kenny's stable.

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