Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Damon Nkik to Manage

Boston Beaneaters owner Aruba Scott Skywalker announced the hiring of Damon Nkik as his new manager.  The announcement came at the Grand Galloping Gala, an event attended by Jawas and Ponys.

Nkik, 40, played 16 seasons in APBA, including the 2003 season in Boston.  Nkik is eligible for the hall of fame this season.  He was the first overall pick of the 1996 draft by Green Day, and collected 2456 hits and 337 homers in his career.  He was the MVP in 1998, hitting .338 with 117 RBI.  Nkik never won a World Series ring, falling short with the 2006 and 2008 Stars.


At 2:38 PM EST, Anonymous Bubba Lewis said...

How DARE you sully the good name of Damon Nkik by reporting on him you fat, filthy yoda. You should go crawl back under whatever swampy rock sprung your fat, disgusting yoda-ey face. You disgust everyone.


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