Sunday, July 10, 2011

No-hitter

Jo-Jo Lewis threw a no hit game against the Utah Utes, as Charlotte won 5-0. Lewis walked 6 and struck out 9 in the complete game. At age 41, it is believed that he is the oldest pitcher in league history to ever throw a no-hitter.

Our crack statisticians were found to have been smoking crack, and were not able to research whether this was Jo-Jo's second or third no-hitter. A complete accounting of no-hitters is a project currently in the works.

1 Comments:

At 10:32 PM EDT, Anonymous Everyone said...

What a fat yoda. Thank you for another worthless article.

 

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