Game over
The Knights lose 11-2, and the player of the game is not Holmes, but Kurt W. Scherman, who was 6 for 6 and raised his average to a league best .361. Kurt also passed for 382 yards and 4 touchdowns, and thanked the baby Jesus for his blessings.
posted by Chone Smith @ 8:00 PM
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The amazing thing about Kurt Scherman? His wife looks just like Kurt Warner's wife, who of course, looks just like Kurt Warner.
It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George dates a woman who looks like Jerry (or as Kramer refers to her, a fem-Jerry).
Dear Mr. Solo,
You are a fat yoda. Why do you continue to cover the last place Knights? Enough already. Conan passed Aaron. Ok, that's great, but Aaron did it against lesser competition while Conan has done it in the far superior APBA. But Conan secured the APBA record years ago. Holmes getting his 3,000 hit. Now that's a milestone. Grant you that's worthy of covering. Now you cover a Toledo demolishing of a last place team. The quality of the Herman is lessened everytime you write an article, you fat, fat yoda! There should be more articles by Ken R, Kenny A and Jeffrey Lamar Lewis. You, sir should return to Dagobah and live with the rest the swamp creatures from which you were berthed.
What? No article about the Knights? Did they lose another 14-0 nailbiter? Didn't someone do something? Didn't Tom Groovine blow his nose for a record 8,000th time? Didn't Orel Sax blow for a record 4,403rd time passing the great Monica Lewinsky? Hey, fat yoda! When you're in NY I think you're going to the wrong stadium. See, there is a team actually playing well in New York. They're called the Cobra. Maybe you should check them out. I hear they're pretty good. Dumb ass.
Lyman is just making up for not writing about the Knights enough in the past. Look, they have Conan, Holmes, Muttonly, and Groovine. Of course we want to hear about them. Cobra is only good because they get to beat up on the weak major league.
Fat Yoda is still a fat yoda. And the Knights suck. They are no longer the former Utes. They are now just a bunch of former Hounddogs. It's sad. And what's with that Cobra fan's website? That's gross, man.
Ouch.
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