Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day signings

Anakin Solo resigns in Charlotte for 2 years and 20 million. He left some money on the table, but the chance to keep playing with his brother, for a team that just played in the world series was too much to pass on.

Wile E. Coyote, Super-Genius, put together a plan to land a big bat for Hawaii. He courted the biggest bat left on the market, Jack Collins. Collins was looking for a similar pay day to his teammate Ryan Harris, who got 7 years and 119 million. Hawaii was prepared to offer big bucks, but only for two years (the Coyote has a 2 year plan of domination.)

Collins was intrigued by the initial offer, and invited to the Island to discuss further options. He was greeted by Jake Cisco, and the Hawaii team held a Luau in his honor. They toured the Island, and Cisco showed Jack a 14 million dollar home for sale in his beachfront neighborhood. Later, the team roasted a pig in Jack's honor. After two days, Jack was scheduled to fly back to the mainland to compare offers from Bay Area, but the Coyote handed him a suitcase with an extra million dollars in cash if he signed immediately.

Collins signed, for 2 years and 37 million dollars. He'll play left field for the Hounddogs, and with Cisco and Mike Solar forms one of the most imposing middle of the orders in the game. Early predictions have Hawaii as favorites for the tough Major League West division.

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