Saturday, June 28, 2008

Chillingworth Signs!

Today, Roger Chillingworth announced that he has agreed to terms to re-join the New York Cobra effective immediately. Chillingworth, the leagues all-time greatest pitcher, had been taking the first half of the season off while mulling over the team(s) he would be interested in joining. Other teams involved in the bidding were the Alaska Snowsox, Denver Rabbits, Baltimore Colts, and Philadelphia Grays, with the Grays being the final contender. In the end, Roger elected to return to the Cobra to try to win one more World Series title with them.

The Cobra, in desparate need for a shot in the arm, signed the 43-year old starter to a one-year contract worth a reported $17 Million dollars. The contract will be pro-rated over the course of the season and will likely pay Roger $9 million dollars this season. We tracked down busy New York Executive Brad of this Nation for his thoughts on the signing.

Jeffrey Lewis - Brad, why sign Roger when the piching has been superb and the offense has been struggling?

Brad of this Nation - Over the first half of the season, this team has under-performed. I believe that we need a strong veteran leader to right this ship. In addition to taking the mound every 5th day, Roger will provide the leadership that we need.

JL - Who is the odd man out of the rotation?

Brad - I'll leave that up to Eddie to decide. My job is to provide him with horses, his job is to race them to the pennant.

JL - Its interesting to note that New York has now acquired Roger 3 times in the last few years. In 2002, you signed him as a free agent and won the World Series. After he pitched for Texas in 2005, you re-acquired him via trade and won the title again in 2006. Since its an even numbered year, will Roger be the lucky charm again?

Brad - I'll answer your question this way. We are relentlessly striving for greatness, and I will do anything in my power to field the best possible team to maximize our chances for success.

JL - Thanks for your time Brad.

1 Comments:

At 6:59 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenny says....
Chillingworth to the Cobra for $9 Million for half a season? There was a time when Kenny was paid $9 Million for 3 seasons. This is a colossal waste of money by the master of waste, Brad. Roger will not "lead" the Cobra anywhere but the poor house. They would have been better off convincing Eddie to comeback since what they REALLY need is someone to just get on base for a change and Eddie was one of the best.

 

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