Florida acquires Maldonado

The Florida Penguins traded for Alex Maldonado, sending minor league infielders Ryan Lawrence, CJ Crom, Valery Dauphin, and pitchers Bill Berard and Jesus Perez to the Rabbits.

Florida's lineup was in desperate need of a power bat.  Maldonado has played outfield for his entire career, but Florida's outfield is full with Conn, Gerald Jr, and Gromit.  Maldonado will be moved to first base. 

Asked about the transition, GM Yoda replied "first base he will play.  Easy it is.  Tell him, el jawa will."

Bench coach Ryne "el jawa" Solo Jr responded " Es mas dificil."