Calamari State to the Sweet Sixteen!

Former APBA manager Admiral Ackbar is now coaching basketball, and his team, Calamari State, pulled off a surprising upset of UK (University of Kashyyyk).

Most analysts favored the Wookies' advantages in rebounding and shot blocking, but Ackbar's squad forced 33 turnovers with a relentless series of traps.

Unfortunately, the Cinderella ride likely ends here as all 5 starters will be unable to play against Sith University on Thursday, as they need time to regrow their limbs.  After the game, the enraged Wookies tore arms and legs off the Mon Calamari and ate them, because 1) Wookies hate to lose, and 2) Calamari tastes good.

Their backups are 40 point underdogs against the Sith, who advance after obliterating Alderaan.  The Sith coach had only to say "All is proceeding as I have foreseen".