Thursday, August 14, 2008

Baltimore Owner passes

Michel Angelos, the beloved owner of the Baltimore Colts, passed away today after a long decline into poor health. He was 17, or 119 in dog years. He was a fine canine, beloved by humans and cats alike. His favorite food was hot dogs, and as a way of remembering him, hot dogs will be free to all fans at the next Colts game.

His team leads all of baseball with an 84-36 record at the time of his death, and now the players have something extra to play for. The 2008 Colts great season will remind everyone that this dog was truly a winner.

Rest in peace, Mikey. May every tree in doggie heaven be made yellow by your presence.

1 Comments:

At 11:30 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Through a translator: "You were a beautiful owner who shall be missed. We dedicate this season to your memory and I personally thank you for the opportunity to teach this franchise how not to lose. Rest in peace."

 

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